Dear Rudolph
Original song: "Dear Prudence" 
by The Beatles
Play the performance
by Gary Hermann
from
The BKSG Show
December 22, 2007
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Dear Rudolph, where you going today?
Dear Rudolph, up up and away
You use the beacon of your nose
To help you find some ho-ho-ho's
Dear Rudolph, fame has made you risque
Dear Rudolph, lighting up the sky
Dear Rudolph, and I found out why
I wondered how your nose could shine
But then I found your cache of wine
Dear Rudolph, Flying high and flying High
Flyin' round, round
Flyin' round, round, round
Flyin' round
Dear Rudolph, you love Taco Bell
Dear Rudolph, and we all can tell
Your extra speed, it now makes sense
Propelled ahead by flatulence
Dear Rudolph, taco's not a Christmas smell
Dear Rudolph, what did you just inhale?
Dear Rudolph, you could go to jail
You used to live for children's cheers
But now you hang with Brittney Spears
Dear Rudolph, don't call Santa for bail